How To Look Good Stupid

Me and my housemate were watching how to look good naked today, and I have decided I absolutely love Gok Wan, he is a miracle worker. He can make women look about 2 sizes smaller and about 1,000 times more confident with their bodies.

So, after deciding we’d postpone our trip into town until tomorrow, we started measuring our waists, bums and tums and trying on clothes. We started planning diets and exercise, as well as trying on an assortment of tops and belts.

It all started off quite sensibly - just matching up clothes and trying to reduce the size of our bellies, bums and legs through fabric….Then after that we decided that the only thing for us to do next was to try our hardest to look ridiculous.

My housemate created the most magnificently spectacular clowns costume for her course in textiles. I wore the ballet style skirt over my jeans with a pair of fluffy pink slipper-boots, a long blue top, a cinch belt, a pirate’s bandanna, and an assortment of masks. At times – either a swashbuckling sword or a delicate fan from Barcelona was also accessorized with the outfit.

I looked silly. She looked amazing. The costume is so fantastic – black and white, sparkly and full of detail. She put a lot of hard work into it, and I just really want it!

I shall post up some pictures later; we took some posing with our big bums. The skirt made me feel like an ostrich with big feathers poking out from the derrière.

Well, that was my mad afternoon.

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