4 Things I’ve Learnt About My Dog

1. If you lie on the floor and throw their toy across the room, they WILL bring it you back and drop it onto your mouth. (Well why not, we put it in their mouths.) Pft bleugh mouth full of doggy slobber.

2. He is frightened of the word ‘banana.’ God knows why? Well, actually I do - after watching the Catherine Tate Show, I ran around singing ‘have a banana’ which was on one of her sketches, and I sang it so loud he ran off!

3. You can walk him, feed him, give him water and play fetch with him - but he is ALWAYS going to sit there and whine at you. Even if at 1am you play ball on the drive, much to the annoyance of your neighbours.

4. Heads are for sitting on apparently.

Silly Pictures of my doggy:

Wearing my brothers tshirt, and chasing bubbles in the garden.

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  dog, Dylan